Your A Dumbass

Hey dumbass!  Someone sent you a link to this article to let you know that you suck at grammar.  Seriously dude, read a book!  If you speak English natively and still can’t figure out the difference between “you’re” and “your,” you need to promptly sit down and indulge in a 3rd grade English class.

I can pretty much guarantee that you will never have a successful career beyond a McDonald’s drive-thru if you’re can’t master even the basics of written English.

So how do I learn this English thing you speak of? Let me give you a few pointers to get you started, and you’ll be well on your way to speaking and writing like a literate individual!

  • A sentence usually starts with a capital letter, and ends with a punctuation mark.
  • There’s a difference between “your” and “you’re.”
  • There’s a difference between “there,” “they’re,” and “their.”
  • There’s a difference between “to,” too,” and “two.”
  • There’s a difference between “right” and “write.”

Idiot!

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3 Responses to Your A Dumbass

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  2. It seems me so useful.

    • Brad Merrill says:

      This spam comment is so appropriate for this article.

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